When I was in China "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"…

When I was in China. “TANJOOBERRYMUTTS”…

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND “TANJOOBERRYMUTTS” …and be ready for China. In order to continue getting-by in China, we need to learn English the way it is spoken…… ………. ……..

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term “TANJOOBERRYMUTTS” .
With a little patience, you’ll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes….The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotelguest and room-service today……

Room Service : “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”
Guest : “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”

Room Service: ” Rye. Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???”
Guest: “Uh….. Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs.”

Room Service: “Ow ulai den?”
Guest: “…..What??”

Room Service: “Ow ulai den?!?… Pryed, boyud, pochd?”
Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.”

Room Service: “Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?”
Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”

Room Service: “Hokay. An sahn toes?”
Guest: “What?”

Room Service: “An toes. ulai sahn toes?”
Guest: “I…. Don’t think so..”

RoomService: “No? Udo wan sahn toes???”
Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘udo wansahn toes’ means.”

RoomService: “Toes! Toes!…Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglishmoppin we botter?”
Guest: “Oh, English muffin! !! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’…Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

RoomService: “We botter?”
Guest: “No, just put the botter on the side.”

RoomService: “Wad?!?”
Guest: “I mean butter… Just put the butter on the side.”

RoomService: “Copy?”
Guest: “Excuse me?”

RoomService: “Copy…tea. .meel?
“Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please… And that’s everything.”

RoomService: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,we botter on sigh and copy … Rye??”
Guest: “Whatever you say.”
RoomService: “Tanjooberrymutts.”=))

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