We’ll take her home and eat you mother! :: Morning Jokes

We’ll take her home and eat you mother! :: Morning Jokes

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food.
They are watching people walk down the street.
The son suggested a particularly plump woman and
the father rejected saying that she’s too fatty.
Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman.

Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny.
After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.
” sure son” the father replied, drooling. “We’ll take her home and eat you mother!”

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