Don’t lie to mirrors


…Don’t lie to mirrors… There once was a magic mirror which would kill your if you lied to it. One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself “I think I’m the smartest woman ever!” She immediately dropped dead. The next day a redhead was doing her hair and said to herself … Continue reading

Blinkers


…Blinkers… One day a Blonde was going down the road in her car when she sees a car accident. She comes to a stop 2 miles down the road because she hit the gas instead of the breaks. The Blonde the proceeds to pull out 2 naked cardboard men that she put long coats on. … Continue reading

Blonde Sky Divers


…Blonde Sky Divers… A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord — nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?” Sent from my BlackBerryยฎ powered by TwitterFeeds.blogspot for … Continue reading

Rowing Your Boat


…Rowing Your Boat… Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!” To this, the other … Continue reading

Blonde Car Accident


…Blonde Car Accident… One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the … Continue reading

Are You Really Sure?


…Are You Really Sure?… A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. … Continue reading

I Want to Buy That


…I Want to Buy That… A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store … Continue reading

I’m at the wrong bank


…I’m at the wrong bank… Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank 10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other. 9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast. 8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon. 7. When you want … Continue reading