A man was taking his wife…

Humor BB: A man was taking his wife… A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentlessworld-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side.He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother … Continue reading

A little boy did not go to school one day…

Humor BB: A little boy did not go to school one day… A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said “Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull”. “How disgusting” said the teacher “I am sure … Continue reading

New: A good student

Humor BB: A good student It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said “Give me Liberty, or give me Death?” She saw a sea of blankfaces, except for … Continue reading

I have to have a circumcision

Humor BB: I have to have a circumcision Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says “I won’t be going to school tomorrow.” “Why not?” asks Joey. “I have to go to the hospital,” says Danny woefully. “That’s awful,” says Joey. “Why do you have to go there? Are … Continue reading

New: A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…

humor bb: A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest… A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut. He approachedthe Father for payment and the priest paid him $1.00.The boy said “Thank you, virgin Father!”The priest replied, “What … Continue reading

Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System

Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System 1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices. 2. Hey folks, we’re going to play a little game of geography trivia. If … Continue reading

The plane is crashing into the ocean

The plane is crashing into the ocean Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: “Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on … Continue reading

Are blind pilots flying?

Are blind pilots flying? One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both … Continue reading

A blind pilot is flying this plane?

A blind pilot is flying this plane? I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute delay, and if … Continue reading

Flying without a parachute

Flying without a parachute A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he’s falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn’t know anything about parachutes, but as the earth rapidly approaches, he realizes his options are limited; he takes off the parachute and tries to fix it himself … Continue reading

There are lawyers on the flight

There are lawyers on the flight An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” … Continue reading

Trouble with plane engines

Trouble with plane engines While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window. “Oh no!” he screamed, “One of the engines just blew up!” Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the … Continue reading

The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans

The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans 1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. 2. BadAir: We’re Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights, every section is a smoking section. 5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 6. Our staff has had lots of experience … Continue reading

Three very tough mice

Three very tough mice Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!” The second says, “Well I’m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!” Then the … Continue reading

There was a place crash in Poland

There was a place crash in Poland A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening. Sent from my BlackBerry® powered by TwitterFeeds.blogspot.comFrom: Twitter Feeds … Continue reading

What was the problem before?

What was the problem before? Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?” “The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the Flight Attendant, … Continue reading