You want two bloods and a blood light? :: Humor On Facebook


You want two bloods and a blood light? :: Humor On Facebook Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks … Continue reading

Free drinks for everyone :: Funy Facebook Jokes


Free drinks for everyone One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.” So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: “That will be $36.50 please.” The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws … Continue reading

Three vampires go to a bar


Insert in: Bar Jokes @Humor BB Blogspot: Three vampires go to a bar Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” The waitress turns to the second vampire and … Continue reading

Free drinks for everyone


Free drinks for everyone One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.” So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: “That will be $36.50 please.” The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws … Continue reading

Who gave you those black eyes?


Who gave you those black eyes? A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. “Whoa, Sam!” said the bartender. “Who gave those beauties to you?” “Nobody gave them to me,” said Sam. “I had to fight like crazy for both of them.” … Continue reading

If she went out with me


If she went out with me A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn’t smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers. In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town’s football … Continue reading

The wife is not speaking to me


One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. “What’s the matter?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a … Continue reading

A brain goes to a local bar


Insert in: Bar Jokes @Humor BB Blogspot: A brain goes to a local bar A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer please.” The barman looks at him and says “Sorry, I can’t serve you.” “Why not?” askes the brain. “You’re already out of your head.” Sent from my … Continue reading

I don’t owe anything for this drink


Insert in: Bar Jokes @Humor BB Blogspot: I don’t owe anything for this drink The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.” The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars,” to which the guy replies, “What are you talking about? I … Continue reading

Newly issued alcohol warnings


Humor BB: Newly issued alcohol warnings The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that … Continue reading

I didn’t get any money this time


Humor BB: I didn’t get any money this time A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My mother died in August,” he said, “and left me $25,000.” “Gee, that’s tough,” he replied. “Then in September,” the friend … Continue reading

Looking to buy a frog?


Humor BB: Looking to buy a frog? A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other … Continue reading

Answering machine message 021


Humor BB: Answering machine message 021 Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder why it’s not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this button does… Sent from my BlackBerry® powered by TwitterFeeds.blogspot for HumorBB … Continue reading

A new method


Humor BB: A new method It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up two fingers.”After a moment of quiet thought, Little Johnny asked: “How will that help?” Sent from my BlackBerry® powered by TwitterFeeds.blogspot for HumorBB Blogspot. If you … Continue reading