LIPI – Lembaga Ilmu Penyederhanaan Indonesia :: Humor Malam Senin

Posted by DP BBM on January 15, 2012 · Leave a Comment 


LIPI (Lembaga Ilmu Penyederhanaan Indonesia) akan memformulakan aturan baru dalam bahasa Indonesia, yaitu dengan mengurangi jumlah abjad pada bahasa Indonesia. Abjad yang digunakan saat ini ada 26 huruf. Para pakar komunikasi merasa ke-26 abjad tersebut masih terlalu banyak, lagipula ada beberapa yang jarang digunakan. Huruf Y diganti dengan I. Hal ini dilakukan sebab bunii huruf … Continue reading →

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Bahasa Indonesia Vs Bahasa Inggris

Posted by DP BBM on August 13, 2011 · Leave a Comment 


Bahasa Indonesia Vs Bahasa Inggris Jangan pernah meremehkan Bahasa Indonesia, karena memang lebih nyaman dan lebih maknyus!!! Coba saja ucapkan kalimat dibawah ini… Bahasa Indonesia : ‘Tiga nenek sihir melihat tiga buah arloji merk Swatch. Nenek sihir mana yang melihat arloji merk Swatch ?’ Bahasa Inggris : ‘Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch … Continue reading →

Category humor Bahasa

A cat’s dictionary

Posted by DP BBM on July 18, 2011 · Leave a Comment 


A cat’s dictionary Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness. Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty. Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something. Human being: Automatic door opener for cats. Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines. Purrson: A male kitty. Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing. Sent from my BlackBerry® powered by TwitterFeeds.blogspot.com … Continue reading →

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Fear of bombs on planes

Posted by DP BBM on July 12, 2011 · Leave a Comment 


Fear of bombs on planes Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a … Continue reading →

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What are you sorry for?

Posted by DP BBM on May 28, 2011 · Leave a Comment 


Seorang cewek yang bahasa Inggrisnya kacau-balau suatu hari nubruk seorang bule ketika jalan-jalan di mall. Cewek: “I’m sorry.”Bule: “I’m sorry, too.”Si cewek bingung. Doi ngerasa harus ngejawab tuh bule.Cewek: “I’m sorry, three.”Bule: “What are you sorry for?”Cewek: “I’m sorry, five.”

Category humor Bahasa